Weekend

I really didn't do much over the weekend, so I'll break it down into excruciating detail.  First I woke up, then sat on my bed, I surveyed my room, making sure everything was normal.  Then, I proceeded to get my glasses off my windowsill.  I took them, and placed it over my ears.  I stood in my bed for approximately five minutes while I thought about my life.  I arose from my bed, and I took a stretch.  I don't really know why people have the urge to stretch; why do people have a urge to stretch while being stationary for a while?  I then proceeded to the bathroom.  I then got out of the bathroom.  I descended down the stairs to greet my biological mother.  I proceeded to the kitchen to grab Honey Nut Cheerios from the top cabinet.  I placed that on my counter.  I got milk; I placed it on my counter.  I got a bowl; I placed it on my counter.  I took my box of Honey Nut Cheerios and filled my ceramic bowl, fairly close to the top.  I then took my milk and poured it in my cereal until the milk covered most of the cereal.  I proceeded to sit down and chew on my cereal. I thought about life.  Being half asleep, I was still living in my own world.  Why are humans here?  What is our purpose?  What is my purpose?  Oh well.  I was done with my cereal.

Okay, in the end, I went sledding by that elementary school down the road.  ARE YOU HAPPY MR. PORFIDO?!


Here be the sledding people.